7 definitions by Nevada

Top Definition
Laugh my mother fucking ass off.

You would use this when talking to someone online or when writing a letter and your too lazy to writ it all out.
Val fell on her ass today, lmmfao.
by nevada December 02, 2003
Daffodilitis is a growing concern today among many people. Daffodilitis has a wide range of symptoms and many, many cases, but basically it can be defined as one being unable to perform or act with courage and pride and a desire to not look like a complete and total wussy. Most cases are usually accompanied by some sort of blame to take away from the fact that they're complete failures; performing in a very unmanly fashion.
Jeff: "Hey, why isn't anyone working out today?"
Nevada: "Because they've all been stricken with daffodilitis."

Nevada: "Hey what's wrong? Why are you wearing those gloves?"
Leroy: "Because I might hurt my hands."
Nevada: "Sounds like a case of daffodilitis to me."
by Nevada January 26, 2006
When a guy masterbates.
I;m gona go home and wip one out.
by nevada December 02, 2003
noun -- vaginal secretions released during sex or masturbation; i.e. girlycum
Cooze began dribbling out of her pussy as her body shuddered with a massive orgasm.
by Nevada August 11, 2003
Can be used in place of any swear word, or can be used as "fucker".
Aw, what a stupid little nucker.
by nevada December 02, 2003
Another word for a dick.
Suck my mushroom on a stick, bitch!
by nevada December 02, 2003
It is either a thong or a g-string (worn by either sex).
Nicholle opened her panty drawer and it was filled with colors.
by nevada December 02, 2003

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