one who lives in, or was born in Auckland, New`Zealand- Just Another Fucking Aucklander. Jafas drink only lattes (because they're trendy, or course). Jafas have their own accent, with the end of their sentence rising up in pitch, as if asking a question. she-jafas drive large SUV's around the city by themselves, while driving eratically, and cutting off any vehicle smaller than hers. The closest this car will ever come fo off-road is a large puddle on the motorway.
friend: Fuck! that peroxide bitch just cut me off!
me: probably a jafa...
much like how spiderman's web comes from his wrist while he says "go, go, web!", a go go web is when a gum has sperm in his hand and says "go, go, web!" while flicking the sperm at one of his mates. works best when drunk