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2 definitions by Nellie Lovett

 
1.
a way to spice up any sentence in a way that even "your mom", "that's what she said", or "in your granny's oven" can not achieve; from the hit movie edward scissorhands.
Bob: I did some gardening today.
Fred: ...WITH A MATTRESS IN THE BACK!
by Nellie Lovett May 03, 2008
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2.
someone who is consistently unable to handle this; the source of all the nation's problems; a handy substitute for "your mom".
1. Bill Gates, can you handle this? I don't think he can handle this!

2. I'm having trouble starting my lawn mower...must be Bill Gates again.

3. Bill Gates goes to college.
by Nellie Lovett May 03, 2008
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