"Before Gary Cooper time, I had the phone numbers...."
_Spanking Watson_ by Kinky Friedman (1999), p. 171
It was around Cinderella time
..., when Stephanie called.
_Spanking Watson_ by Kinky Friedman (1999), p. 165.
(Noun) Someone who tells a joke that falls flat. (Source: Marilyn Vos Savant's column in PARADE Magazine, 09/21/08.)
John McCain is a fizzlewit. Did you ever hear him try to tell a joke?
Sneezer means jail cell
in Kinky Friedman's _noir_ fiction.
"...Ratso was in the sneezer (jail cell)." - Kinky Friedman, _God Bless John Wayne_ (1995), p. 163
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