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Way too offensive to say!
You are such a Triff!
by Neil Bothamley January 08, 2009

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The Clownataur is a mythical beast. It is a cross between a minotaur and a clown. It rides a customized tandem bike with the middle handlebars removed. The tandem bike has very rusty wheels and makes a squeeking sound when they spin. It is said that the Clownataur lives on themoors between Leek and Buxton. The Clownataur likes to stalk people at night then rape them. After the attack it sexually degrades you by saying that you smell like cheese and onion crisps.
I was walking home the other night and i was attacked by the Clownataur.
by Neil Bothamley January 04, 2009

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