Dookie breath is when peoples breath just smells bad whether they brush their teeth or not. For some, toothpaste makes it worse.
Eating ass and not brushing your teeth
Betty: Hey gurl!
Smeller: Oooooh Hey gurl (To self: Dayum this broad breath smells like she been eating dookie for breakfast, lunch and dinner with her dookie breath).
Betty: Wanna kick it with us tonight at the Hole?
Smeller: Naw gurl I got a prior engagement (I couldn't take this SHIT for more than 10 seconds of talking to her) maybe next time!!!
When someone is making you believe that they are going to complete a task but in their mind they know for a fact that they're not.
Anita: Hey Teeshi when are you going to do my hair?
Teeshi: Hey girl, Imma do it tomorrow.
Anita:Yeah right you're procrastifaking!
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