(KRIS toll dik) adj. the frustrating condition that often occurs with a man's penis when he wants to engage in sex, or masturbate, but his manhood has been rendered useless because it will not become, or stay, erect because he is high on meth
Tod: Hey Ted, what's wrong with your dick tonight? Do you think it will get hard enough to poke my hole?
Ted: I don't know. I think that I might have crystal dick.
1. noun TLOTR
is often erronously called a trilogy, when in fact it is a single novel, consisting of six books plus appendices, sometimes published in three volumes.
The first volume, TFOTR
, was published on 29 July 1954 in England, 'with an edition for the USA
following' on 21 October of the same year.
The second volume, TTT
, was published in England on 11 November 1954 and in the United States
on 21 April 1955.
Volume three, TROTK
, finally appeared in England on 20 October 1955 and in the United States
on 5 January 1956.
With the appearance ot the third volume, TLOTR
was published in its entirety, and its first edition text remained virtually unchanged for a decade. (Tolkein made a few small corrections, but further errors entered TFOTR
in its second impression when the printer, having distributed the type after the first printing, reset the book without informing the author or publisher.)
In 1965, stemming from what then appeared to be copyright problems in the United States
, an American
Dude: I think that Sue has been using again.
Other Dude: Yeah, she's a big meth head man.
Dude: Fuckin sketcher
Other Dude: Yup, you know how tweakers
Dude: Yo, wtf is up with Sue? Is she always spun
Other Dude: Fuck yeah man, she's a speed freak.
(PAR-tee and play) verb. gayspeak
word used in reference to getting high on methamphetamine and having sex. the anagram for party and play is p n' p
or p and p
Tod: "Hey Ted! I got a teener
. Let's call Tad and Tim and see if they wanna party and play this weekend."
Ted: "Ok Tod...but we BOTH know that Tim always gets crystal dick
Tod: "Doesn't bother me cause I want Tad to plow
Ted: "Great! I'll do Tim."
(GAY-speek)n. communication between homosexual males (usually in private) who speak in a familiar manner that comes across, initially ,as polite discourse but it is usually loaded with rancor and/or sarcasm
Tod: "Hey Queen. Don't you look lovely today"
Ted: "Thank you Miss Thing! I do don't I?"
Tim: "You two are a real mess."
Tod: "What's her problem? Didn't get any last night?"
Ted: "Whatever! The bitch thinks she's all that..."
Tim: "You girls work my nerves with all that gayspeak. You sound like a couple of black women."
Tad: "You know what they say honey: Trapped inside every gay man is a black female entertainer."
Tim and Tod: "Thank you honey!"
(pee-en-PEE) verb. abbreviation for party and play
as relating to homosexual men engaging in sexual acts while high on methamphatimine (see p and p
and crystal dick
Tod: "Hey Tim. What are you doing this weekend?"
Tim: "I was invited to Tad's."
Tod: "Oh, that's right! Ted told me he got a teener
Tim: "Yeah! Now I'll get laid."
Tod: "So, you guys are gonna p n' p huh?"
Tim: "I hope so."