Sex move, where the male squeezes an unshaven nut, preferably the right one, into the females anus. You will probably need alot of lube to pull that off. Once the testicle is inside the ass, the chick needs to squeeze down as hard as she can. When the nut emerges, it will be extremely swollen from the intra-anal pressure applied by the female. This combined with the shit covered hair, makes it look like a pissed off kiwi fruit.
Gentleman 1: Hey man, why are you walking so slow today?!
Gentleman 2: I gave the ole' lady the Angry Kiwi last night, and now my nut hurts like the dickens!