6 definitions by Nate Schultzie

testicular suicide

the killing of oneself with the use of testicles. Possibly strangling to death or being beat to death with the scrotum or testicles

Pablo was awed when he found the neck of a dead prostitute rapped around his scrotum this morning "testicular suicide"

by Nate Schultzie February 19, 2011

uncle bagel crisp

the sexual act of giving a handjob with the circle of a bagel while thrusting potato chips into the giver of the handjob's anus/vagina while both participants are dressed like a creepy uncle or a camp counselor

Bob was very surprised by his dates enthusiasm as she gave him an uncle bagel crisp

by Nate Schultzie February 19, 2011

triangle

a guy or a penis
named because dicks look like triangles

go suck a triangle

by Nate Schultzie February 19, 2011

Circle

A female or hole of a female because they have 3 circles (ie holes) they are therefore themselves circles

Hey, look at that circle ;)

by Nate Schultzie February 19, 2011

snapper wagon

The sexual act of snapping into several vagina's as fast as possible while laying atop a truck or bus. Can also often be interpreted as a contest

Jerry almost won his snapper wagon but he was forced to stop when he fell onto the freeway

by Nate Schultzie February 19, 2011

hobblecock

1. a penis with one testicle greatly smaller than the other

2. the sexual act of driving down a bumpy road with the man strapped tightly to the seat while the woman rides atop the mans cock; requiring much less effort than conventional sex due to the unpaved/ bumpy road

Jim and Susy were feeling lazy so they just wanted to hobblecock

by Nate Schultzie February 19, 2011