n) (Also known as "hxc piano" or simply "hxcp"). Certain moments in songs when the artist breaks the song down to a piano riff that is, well, irrevocably hardcore. Similar to "air guitar" only incalculably more hardcore. Applicable to those moments in certain (trance) songs in which the artist (Rob Mayth, or possibly DJ Roxx) breaks it down to a piano melody that is incredibly legit, incredibly hardcore, and incredibly synthesized. You find yourself unable to do anything but play along and comment to those around you about the hardcoreness you are experiencing.
"Dude, Weekend has Come has far too much hardcore piano... I'm not sure I can do this while driving."
"When I listen to Baby I Love Your Way by Rob Mayth I find myself incapable of not breaking into the good old hardcore piano... I just can't help it."
Dude 1: "What happened to Horatio?"
Dude 2: "Oh, he died..."
Dude 1: "That sucks, how?"
Dude 2: "He was listening to Rob Mayth and driving fast, and that hxcp came on and, well, you know the rest...."
A person who's dick is made of the material tweed.
Also used to categorize one who is inept at playing monopoly and is therefore a dicktweed.
"Lol your dick is made of tweed, dicktweed."
"Lol you have boardwalk and park place but i'll never land on them and you'll always land on my properties, dicktweed."
n: Arboris Masturbatum:
Small trees that usually accompany unbearably legit things. Are self watering, and some species tend to reproduce at exponential rates. Make sure you have room for them before you purchase anything that may contain large amounts of masturba tree seeds.
Dude, I just got Bioshock, and it came free with fifty masturba trees. I guess I have to go plant them now...
Dude, have you heard about the new Future Trance cd? I'm sure it comes with even more masturba trees than the last one did...
I'm gonna get the 2008 M3, but I'm a little worried because I'm running out of room in my backyard to plant all these masturba trees after beating Bioshock...