4 definitions by Nat L

A chav, commonly a young boy, who hangs around the corner of a McDonalds or an 'offie' (off lisence)trying to pick a fight with the first unsuspecting person they see (usually a person half their age, or half theie size, which is saying something, as the average height of a chav is around 4") They 'start on' their pray in packs, but alone they sulk around and run off, when a police man comes strolling their way.
A chavette, more often than not 14 years old and pregnant, are not much differant to chavs, except for the fact that their girls. (*ahem*)
Chavs prefer to wear big brands, or big 'fake' brands. Usually wear brightly coloured tracksuits, tucked into their socks, a burberry cap, stuck at an abnormal angle, and lots of *ahem* 'bling, bling'.
They like to talk, in a way that abuses the english language. They abbreviate most words, although they do not know what the word means!
A chav also thinks that the only population of people are chavs and goths, and clearly if you are not part of one of these catagories, nothing you say matters (although to them only what a fellow chav says matters anyway)
A typical chav conversation
"ight la, whats appnin, u goin to maccyDs laters ked?"
"innit la!"
by Nat L June 15, 2006
The word chavs usually uses while talking to a goth, (or more often than not a person who is not a chav) mainly because they pronounce their 'th's' as 'f'. They seem to do this because they are mentally retarded!
"ei you, ya fwckin gof hed, wat do ya fink your doin lisnin, to fwckin gof choons, innit la"
by Nat L June 19, 2006
The term for an annoying individual. Somebody who talks a lot and/or gets on your nerves.
"I'm annoying! Blah blah blah..."
"God Fran, shut up! You're such a snorange!"
by Nat L May 28, 2007
The word chavs usually uses while talking to a goth, (or more often than not a person who is not a chav) mainly because they pronounce their 'th's' as 'f'. They seem to do this because they are mentally retarded!
"ei, you ya gof hed, wat do ya fink your doin lisnin, to fwckin gof choons, innit la"
by Nat L June 15, 2006

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