The amount of enery an Indian burns in the process of going to the post office, getting the government cheque then cashing it. This is the most common unit of Indian energy. Also see chugawatt, gigachugawatt and terrachugawatt for more Indian energy units of measure.
Holy crap, it's Thursday. Looks like I have to get up and burn a megachugawatt, I'm running low on beer and smokes.