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5 definitions by Napoleon the Clown

 
1.
An MMORPG developed by Blizzard Entertainment. The video game equivalent to heroine. Commonly abbrieviated WoW.
If I had wireless internet and a laptop, I'd pay World of Warcraft even while taking a dump.
by Napoleon the Clown July 05, 2006
 
2.
A car that has high performance but intentionally looks to be ordinary or even beat up. The polar opposite of a rice burner.
Did you see that sleeper car waste the Ferrari yesterday?
by Napoleon the Clown July 12, 2006
 
3.
Any person that clings to a belief despite evidence to the contrary. Most often a Christian of one denomination or the other, though there are fundies of all religions. Typically are very condescending to any belief but their own, many advocate the erradication of every other form of religion. Often hypoctritical.
Matt is a fundie douche that advocates the genocide of all religions but Evangelist Christianity.

Carolline is an atheist fundie that wishes for religion of all forms to be forcefully ended.
by Napoleon the Clown July 05, 2006
 
4.
A gun designer with over 100 gun patents to his name, all of which were successfully sold and put into production. His first patent was for a rifle and sold for $8,000 during the late 1800s. Corrected for inflation, this would be enough to live off the interest in comfort. His most profitable design sold for an estimated $50,000. Many of his models are still in use today, such as the 1911 .45 ACP and the M2 machine gun, which is nearly unchanged beyond higher quality materials even to this day. Followed the engineering concept of KISS: Keep It Simple, Stupid.

He was a member of the LDS faith, also known as Mormons.
John Browning was a genious with gun design.
by Napoleon the Clown July 08, 2006
 
5.
A diet that was developed under a misunderstanding between complex carbohydrates, such as those found in whole grain, and simple cabohydrates, such as processed sugar. Causes halitosis.
The Atkins Diet is a poor alternative to cutting back on simple carbs and getting up and participating in regular excercise.
by Napoleon the Clown July 06, 2006