A black, gooey spread, almost
a form of yeast extract, allthough far superior, produced by the allmighty Bestfoods corporation(, the only true Marmite
in England; you really can't eat that
shit from sanitarium, I mean the name alone can make you hurl. UUugh). and made
, as many will tell you, from second hand brewers yeast. (yum-yum.) THAT
is the true
reason beer was invented, it was a part of the divine
plan to bring the pleasure of Marmite
, or Ambrosia
, to the world
is interchangable with Ambrosia
, for it is indeed the food
of the gods, though this is little known.
This delectable spread is eaten by some with honey or peanut
butter, but the classic recipe is fresh white toast, spread with butter, which must melt
swiftly so the Marmite
quickly devoured, in time to prepare the other slices of toast before they go cold.
of course, some mortals cannot stand the euphoria that comes with eating
and say that it is the most
revolting thing imaginable, to cover
their inability to comprehend such divine fare, and so the human race will forever be divided between the "lovers" and the "haters".
I have travelled this world in my search. There is no substitute.
English fellow: My mate, Marmite.
Foreign Person: Do you really make
partnerships with yeasty spreads in this land?
English Fellow: Evidently
you have never experienced the true Marmite.