Legendary myth creature that is seen in Longwood, Florida. It is known for hardcore, rocking ability and beautiful, sexy structure. Unbeatable, it is known to kick anyone's ass whenever it wants. When it approaches females, it would sent off unique pheromone that makes them want to attach their body to it's reproductive body organ.
"Sorry I couldn't be there yesterday. Geez kicked my ass."
"Dude, look at Geez. He has three girls dry humping him."