A MMORPG like WoW, without the side effects(Loss of Friends/Girlfriend, GPA goes wayy down, etc.)
Billy: OMFG I have a 1337 level 60 in WoW it took me like a Friking year to get him.
Mike: I have a Level 20(Level Cap) in Guild wars + a Girlfriend! Oh yeah Im going to Spiderman 8: Green Goblin's Revenge Part III on Friday. Wanna Come?
Billy: OMFG, you n00b, I dont do things with friends! LOL, I have a raid, LMAO, what do you think I have, A life