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Tex
1. A nickname earned/given to a bilidgerant drunk

2. A person hailing from Texas

3. An alter-ego that only surfaces after a considerable amount of alchoholic beverages have been consumed and begin to take an effect.
1. "Hey TEX, you better pull up you pants, noone wants to see how infected that zit on your ass is."

2. "Hey texan, mind if i call you TEX?"

3. "Man, after you drank that whole handle of Admiral Nelson and got a tattoo of your dad ass raping his cellmate, you went outside and shit on the hood of your Ford F350. TEX sure came out last night."
by NWMS BearCAT May 29, 2008

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