While many believe her to be alcoholic white trash, she is actually an Armenian meth addict, and has been
known to post unrequested
pictures of her matted chest hair
as irrefutable proof.
She is also
a black man named Lou. When you see her, you will shit bricks.
(Lou) holds the record
for the second most
on MySpace, second only to MANtana who is rumored
to have been
deleted over 9000
times. MANtana is also rumored
to have over 9000
penises, and they are all raping children.
A statistical curiosity, Bad Lisa
is the primary cause of An Hero among
indigent men on the east
coast... usually upon discovering
that her hairy treasure trail leads to a centipede
lives in ur basement, wears a fedora hat in public, was a former pole dancer
(but had to quit when the customers complained about
Hitler buttsecksing Jesus on her left
breast) and is also rumored
to be the one who wrote your name and number on that bathroom
wall in New Jersey.
It has also been rumored
that Ceiling Cat coughs up hairball abortions whenever it watches Bad Lisa
masturbate, but these rumors cannot be confirmed as Ceiling Cat is currently
watching you masturbate.
Bad Lisa broadcasts over 9000 bulletins
of black cock, partial unbirth pron, and hentai rape videos a day while threatening various people
on Myspace, taking it seriously because everyone knows the internet
is SeRius fuCk1ng bIzn3ss.
are some people
who don't think the internet
is serious bizness, these people
usually has over 9000
backup profiles, but they are all set to private due to AIDS, and stingrays.......that also have
voted for George Bush twice, have
a Wii Fit that is still in the box, fucked every member of Fall Out Boy, and is also
known to insist that the internet
is a big truck.
Her talents include shooping, playing the rusty trombone, liking mudkips, dividing by zero, and convincing Child Protective Services to place
babies in her care for the sole purpose
of rape. (With the exception of one baby named Ichmael who was promptly
placed in her oven
for being a Jew.)
captains a NOWlive blog radio in which she begs, pleads, and offers sexual favors
to call in, then doesn't shut up about
how she "hates jews, niggers, and queer-o-sexuals" long enough for any of her guests to get a word in. When they do manage to mumble some incoherent
"Ya'll be stealin ma catchphrases!!!11!" she simply talks over
them, until she loses consciousness from huffing spray paint on the air.
While the accusations
of her connections with Al Queda have
proven, multiple photo's have
surfaced in the past few months
of her inserting small bombs into the anus's of children for the purpose
of either mass homicide or lulz.
In short, BAD Lisa
is the most
on myspace. She is even hated more than notorious cockmongler Eric
Brooks, who is rumored
to be responsible for 9/11.
Long Live The Gr.........uh nvrmnd.