1 definition by NONJEW

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A person who will steal your money when you go to their house and spend it on a manicure. You have to take all of the money out of your wallet when you visit. They will steal all the cover when you sleep with them and freeze your ass off. They always eat the best parts of Moosetrack Icecream. Recognizable by a big jew star. They usually drive black honda accords.
STEPHANIE: WOW I am the World's BIGGEST Jewbag!

ZAC: I knoooooooooow.
by NONJEW October 01, 2009

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