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1. I Love You More Than Penis

2. I Love You More Than Pickles

3. I Love Your Momma's Tickle Plums

(whatever the hell "tickle plums are", we can only imagine. And we only imagine breasts, for some reason.)
1. Girl #1: I bought you those Holiday Special Snuggies for small dogs you wanted. I was embarrassed to the point of tears.

Girl# 2: Cool. ILYMTP sometimes!

2. Girlfriend: I hate you.

Boyfriend: Really????? Cuz ilymtp, bitch.

3. Guy#1: Uhh.... I hate when my Mom dresses like that.

Guy#2: Why? It's AWESOME! Ilymtp!
by NOM! 123...NOM! November 23, 2011

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