Phi Sig are a national fraternity
that is founded on the basis of everyone being exactly the same. They have a large membership because they will hand out a bid to anyone and everyone. The prerequisite to being a Phi Sig is having a trust fund and low self esteem
Things that are included in your "pledge package
one backwards white Hurley hat
one gallon of hair gel
one pair of abercrombie
one pair hollister
one month LA Tan tanning package
one white lavalier
Phi Sig guiding motto: "Now be sure to look and talk exactly like everyone else"
Man, those guys all look exactly the same and they are all wearing Hollister
shirts. Oh, their Phi Sigs.