#1 source of stress high school students are dealing with
College student: What's wrong?
High school student: SATs are getting on my nerves, it's impossible to study for it and it's tomorrow!
College student: I'm glad that this crap is over!
where most people think Disney World is
Tourist: I thought Disney World is in Orlando, but I can't find it in the map of Orlando! Wtf!?
Local: Disney World is actually outside Orlando, it's like a half an hour drive southwest on Interstate 4 and it's a lot closer to Kissimmee and Lake Buena Vista.
The reason why your definition is not published on Urban Dictionary
Most urbandictionary editors are starting to reject freedom of speech. In fact, this definition might get rejected.
The only form of ID that Americans use, therefore requiring EVERYONE to learn to drive
Asking for ID
*Can I see your drivers license
*I don't drive so I don't have a license
*Well I won't do any business with you
*WTF!?! What about a PASSPORT!?!
*Can I see your ID
*(hands over ID)
*Okay, great. Thank you!
Another word for pooping. Also a type of vandalism unless it's done on the toilet.
A: I would like to get to your attention that someone has vandalized your lawn
B: It's defecation. I thought a dog took a dump in my lawn and I was just about to find and sue the owner of whatever dog pooped there.
There are two types of Urban Dictionary editors:
Good editors: The ones who allows new definitions to be published
Retarded editors: Idiots who will reject random new definitions for either no reason or stupid reasons. They're the one with no life and doesn't realize that Urban Dictionary is contributed by people with a great sense of humor.
YES! My definition was published!
WTF!?! Why did the Urban Dictionary editors reject my new definition for no reason!?! What did my definition even say to piss them off???
A new flavor of Monster Energy
which is gaining popularity since it has absolutely zero calories, carbs AND sugar.
I don't have to worry much about the side effects of Monster Energy Absolute Zero but I still need to watch my burps!