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1 definition by NGORDY

 
1.
so devastatingly high that your eyes look like little salad tomatoes and your mouth is drier than a DMV employee's sense of humor.
i got so ripsteined off 13 batty bowls before the 311 concert that i didnt even remember a damn thing that happened the whole fucking time.
by NGORDY November 10, 2011