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To be utterly and totally owned by someone who is obscenely massive and uncoordinated looking. Comes from the German NBA player and current NBA champion as of 2011 Dirk Nowitzki.
"And Dirk sinks the three point shot, you just got DIRKED Miami"
by NBAfan69 December 13, 2011