A genetic hybrid cross between chicken and turkey. Often found in the world's finest navy galleys
Although it originated from two tasty birds, it tastes like SHIT. The navy resorted to using Chirkey in an effort to save money. It was discovered in a remote village ironicly in the country of Turkey. Don't worry about those STD's you got in port, Have yourself a Chirkey Sandwich. With any luck you'll shit out those nasty diseases!
McDonald's *OLD* chicken nuggets. Before they were comprised of 100% white meat. Remember how shitty they tasted? Chirkey, its what's for dinner! Not even Shake N'Bake can fix this!