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1 definition by N8DZ Nate Dizzie

 
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A Bulgarian Warlord is when you are going at it anal and you pull out with shit on your junk pissed you wipe it above her lip to give her a hearty brown mustache fit for a warlord, you wait for it to dry and use you penis to flick it off with her occasionally letting her puff on it like a fat cigar.
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by N8DZ Nate Dizzie February 12, 2009