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3 definitions by Myzyri

 
1.
When a victim turns the tables on someone to come out completely and utterly victorious!

Based on new Australian Celebrity, Casey Haynes who successfully defended himself against a bully.

NOTE TO UD EDITORS: Please take a second to at least Google "Casey Heynes." It is very recent, but it is NOT an inside joke or anything. This kid is a viral video phenomenon with news agencies reporting on it around the world! In less than 12 hours, he has 43,000 fans on his Facebook page. I can only imagine what it will be in a few days. Also, Fox Chicago News *HAS* coined the phrase "He got Haynesed." I thought it deserved to be on UD.
Ritchard punched Casey in the face, but Casey picked him up and body slammed his ass into the concrete! Ritchard got Heynesed!
by Myzyri March 16, 2011
 
2.
1> A term used to describe an obese and dirty woman who intentionally gets in the way. Often, Earth Pigs in this context are a little crazy and get in your way because they've decided that a particular public location is now their personal stomping grounds and you're invading that territory.

2> Earth Pig can also refer to the "fat friend" in a group of girls at a bar who is determined to make sure none of the girls get drunk and go off with a guy."

3> Earth Pig can also refer to the fat lady at the office who does nothing, but still doesn't get fired for some reason.
Guy One: "Did you take the picture?"
Guy Two: "No, some Earth Pig wouldn't move her fat ass out of the way."

Guy One: "You've been talking to that chick all night. You gonna take her home?"
Guy Two: "No, that Earth Pig friend of hers has been cock-blocking me all night."

Guy One: "Did Jennifer get that report to you, yet?"
Guy Two: "No, she never does anything but play Solitaire! Why doesn't Mr. Jenkins just fire her?"
Guy One: "Because he's been banging that Earth Pig for the last six months and if he fires her, she'll tell his wife about it!"
by Myzyri May 03, 2008
 
3.
1> A term used to describe an obese and dirty woman who intentionally gets in the way. Often, Earth Pigs in this context are a little crazy and get in your way because they've decided that a particular public location is now their personal stomping grounds and you're invading that territory.

2> Earth Pig can also refer to the "fat friend" in a group of girls at a bar who is determined to make sure none of the girls get drunk and go off with a guy."

3> Earth Pig can also refer to the fat lady at the office who does nothing, but still doesn't get fired for some reason.
Guy One: "Did you take the picture?"
Guy Two: "No, some Earth Pig wouldn't move her fat ass out of the way."

Guy One: "You've been talking to that chick all night. You gonna take her home?"
Guy Two: "No, that Earth Pig friend of hers has been cock-blocking me all night."

Guy One: "Did Jennifer get that report to you, yet?"
Guy Two: "No, she never does anything but play Solitaire! Why doesn't Mr. Jenkins just fire her?"
Guy One: "Because he's been banging that Earth Pig for the last six months and if he fires her, she'll tell his wife about it!"
by Myzyri May 01, 2008