Topshop is the popular highstreet shop which provides the uniform
for the entire female
populace of the UK aged
The vast majority of these females
congregate on university campuses, often bemusing passers by with the ability to blend
in with one another and become just as indistinguishable
as the person next to them.
Occasionally, large groups of identical females
can be seen trawling the highstreet in the evenings
in hunt of a male to satisfy their tragically low self-esteem and reassure their superficial
personna. These groups are known as "Topshop Brigades". Approach with caution, or lots
of money and pseudo-compliments.
1: Dude, with a gene pool full of identical human beings, the human race is fucked!
2: Relax! These
people are all genetically different, they just happen to look
the same. Although you are correct, with another generation of superficial and fake individuals to look
forward to, we are indeed fucked :(.
1: Wow, it's my lucky night man! I just scored with two identical twins!
2: Caution! That's the topshop
army you're messing with!
1: Oh man, how could
I have been so blind? I'm going to go home and cut off my genitals
so I never make that mistake
girl 1: Hey, have you seen my new outfit?
girl 2: Hey! I have one just like it!
Normal individual: Hey ladies, have you seen these
new grenade shaped purses?