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1. An abstract dimension of time in which Gio obeys all laws of physics under. The conversion from "Gio time" to real time is defined by a "Gio factor," which is a constant multiple that is modeled by a exponential function that concaves downward.
When Gio says that he'll meet you somewhere in five minutes "Gio time", he actually means that he'll meet you there any time between fifteen and twenty five minutes in real time.

One year in "Gio time" is a very long time.
by MysticLotus April 25, 2007

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1. The constant multiple which is required to convert from "Gio time" to real time.

2. This factor has been approximated to a numerical integer of value ranging from three to five (3-5).
Ten minutes in "Gio time" yields a time t where t is defined by (10 * 3 = 30) < t < (10 * 5 = 50).

Albert - Dude, let's meet at the Asian Ghetto (Durant Plaza) in one hour, Gio time.
Eric - What the fuck? Are you crazy? If we multiply Gio time by the Gio factor, that means you want me to meet you there in like three to five hours real time? Fuck you, bitch.
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