1. I mistakenly thought he was good-looking after 5 Dirty Pinapples.
2. The moment I unzipped her pants, I realized that this was a dirty pineapple hidden in a jungle of pubes.
3. Can I interest you in some dirty pineapple on top of your pizza?
4. After we Dirty Pineappled, I realized how hungry I was.
5. Since I can't cry, I Dirty Pineapple instead. See CAM