Commonly found all over the Uk, this individual is waste of the space that it and its miniscule brain takes up.
The male wears nike or adidas trackies with rockports or 'expensive' trainers and the essential hooded jumper. You will also see these losers wearing blue and white stripey jumpers, causing them to resemble a mint humbug holding its breath. They are incapable of walking down to the end of the street without saying to at least 3 girls, 'ere yar yo, d'you give 'ead?';
The female counterpart wears layers of foundation you could only remove with an industrial sanding machine, or maybe just with a chisel. They also tend to wear ridiculous 'gold' (gold plated) earrings. Hair is slicked back with copious amounts of gel and hairspray, and usually has bright bimbo blonde highlights in it. about 8/10 of this genre get pregnant by the age of 16, and apparently because 'The condom split' rather than i was paralytic with alcohol and couldnt be arsed to get a johnny out, or i couldnt afford them anyway. They walk around in tiny skirts and skin tight tops, with enough flab and fat hanging out to fry your bacon and eggs on for the rest of your life.
Scallys tend to smoke cheap fags like sovereign. They also corner other smokers you are minding their own business and pester them for cigs if the have to money (which is usually the case) if the person refuses, they get 'banged out', but this usually fails, because the scallys have deluded themselves that because there are a couple more of them than the other party involved, they will automatically win. wrong. They never start on people unless they are with at least 3 other people, because they know theyr gonna get battered.
The younger generation (11-16) hang out on street corners, bus stops and bus stations, and on coucil estates. Fair enough, they aren't all poor and living off benefits alone but u wonder sometimes with their aura of cheapness and 'life is well'ard for me at the moment' attitude.
The older generations grace their 'local' with their rowdy and violent mates, whilst drinking wife beating juice and generally bellowing abusive language to the other customers. They can also be found in a dance, RnB or drum n bass club, where they dance like their having a seizure.
They walk around with the caps of their baseball caps sticking vertically up, with the squinting expressing of someone whose sucking on a very very very concentrated lemon.
They think theyr cool because they steal other people's stuff, eg. phones and wallets, and consider themselves above such laws as underage driving, joy riding, drink driving, and speeding (in their Novas). If scallies read this, please realise how fucking ridiculous you are and how the rest of the population just takes the piss out of you. Dont think you're good, because you're not.
'ere yar yo'
'Dyou give 'ead?'
'Wot you lookin a'?'
'Go shop forr meh?'
'errr look at 'er..mingah!'
'I'll stamp on yer'ead you fucking dick'
'Gimme your phone!'
generally used as many swear words as possible. Barely ressembles english language.
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