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Knivsta is a postapocalyptic town somewhere in the middle of Sweden, pretty much totally isololated from the outside world. People living there agree that they would much rather have a condo in New Jersey or stab themselves in the dick/best cooking hand than living another day in Knivsta. A long history of famine and insationable lusts for incestrual activities has left Knivsta severely lacking the standard number of attractive swedish women, the average now being 5, wich is a British 8 to be fair. With a high rate of suicide and crime, including murder, arson, theft, armed robbery, damage to personal property, assault, and indecent exposure(most common), Knivsta struggles to rival with cities like Detroit and Baghad when it comes to public safety.
-Man look at that chick, damn she´s ugly!
-Dude she´s from Knivsta..
-Oh
by MyXboxIsBroken March 21, 2011

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The product of a completely justified shedding of liquid from the eyes of a male humanoid. Note that when a man cries because of pain, irrelevant feelings or objects stuck under eyelids it does not fall under said category. Exception can be made for physical damage to the ballsack.
-Dude, why are you crying, that´s not cool.
-Fuck you, I just watched the first Pokémonmovie. These are mantears.
-Oh, I´m sorry bro.
by MyXboxIsBroken May 24, 2011

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Going to the bathroom at an inappropriate moment.
-Where´s John?

-Oh, he´s gone doing a Petter.
-Goddamnit!
by MyXboxIsBroken January 25, 2011

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