1.) A mythical sexual organ, belonging to neither men or women. Located in the same spot as the penis or the vagina, it is a raised bump, with a whole in the center. The whole is 1-2 centimeters in circumference, and cannot be used for sexual intercourse.
2.) An insult of the worst kind. Used to describe people, who have no redeeming qualities.
1.) "Hey, how much would it suck to have a clij instead of a penis?! You wouldn't be able to do anything fun!"
2.) "Yo, that Ev kid is such an unathletic, unfunny, awkward, asshole." "Yea, he is a total Clij!"
The state of being high on marijuana. Not necessarily referring to a certain degree of high (ie: buzzing through baked), but often may be a specific style of relaxed, low-energy high. The etymological basis being the sound of weed crackling when smoked, typically because the weed is particularly dry (often occurring when smoked in a joint but can occur in most other smoking styles). The highs created from some dryer forms of cannibis.
This crackling sound frequently reminds one of the idea of a crispy texture, so it becomes a valid nickname on that basis, and it has a similar sound to the sound of Rice Krispies, the cereal, when they are mixed with milk, hence the spelling "Krispie(s)".
1: "Sup! I got Krispies man!"
2: "Want to go get Krispie?.. Now?"