An indescribable person who claims to receive no satisfaction from sex, yet he/she fucked a girl/boy inside of his/her high school and continues to talk about it in his/her sleep to this day.
He/she listens to a lot of terrible music and can often be seen in a multi-colored Volkswagen Bug throwing his/her hand in the air as "Tik Tok" plays on the radio.
He/she lies to himself/herself a lot, most commonly about his/her "great skills on the guitar", though it's quite possible that the average person could play better using only the head of their penis.
Unfortunately, he's/she's easily fooled into thinking that you're best friends with him/her, and so therefore he/she constantly visits your Facebook page to talk about stupid bullshit that cool people don't care about.
And as a side note, he/she constantly begs you to fuck his/her hot mom, but you can't bring yourself to do it.
Christ son, you want a Volkswagen Bug? NO SON OF MINE WILL BECOME A TRAVIS!