1 definition by MyLazySundays

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An indescribable person who claims to receive no satisfaction from sex, yet he/she fucked a girl/boy inside of his/her high school and continues to talk about it in his/her sleep to this day.

He/she listens to a lot of terrible music and can often be seen in a multi-colored Volkswagen Bug throwing his/her hand in the air as "Tik Tok" plays on the radio.

He/she lies to himself/herself a lot, most commonly about his/her "great skills on the guitar", though it's quite possible that the average person could play better using only the head of their penis.

Unfortunately, he's/she's easily fooled into thinking that you're best friends with him/her, and so therefore he/she constantly visits your Facebook page to talk about stupid bullshit that cool people don't care about.

And as a side note, he/she constantly begs you to fuck his/her hot mom, but you can't bring yourself to do it.
Christ son, you want a Volkswagen Bug? NO SON OF MINE WILL BECOME A TRAVIS!
by MyLazySundays October 24, 2010

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