A small town located in Virginia where the lowest trailer trash and wannabe blacks live. Everyone smokes pot and gets drunk every weekend. If you don't hunt, you're considered the lowest of society and you are shunned from their existence. The 'cool' thing for kids to do is to walk to the Food Lion and hang out while they are high off of Febreze. Kids here think they are rich if they have more than $20 and own 1/4 a pound of pot. The cops here are out to get you because there are a total of 16 speeding traps in the city. Mexicans here are considered cool, which is how you know this town is low.
I went to Grottoes last weekend and my butthole still hurts. Not a place you wanna go, man.