A creature who owns a community, programs in Java and PHP as a hobby, violent against skiddies, is a hardware guru, and hates people by default. This is said to by a mythical creature (and very hard to locate), but some claim to see him idle on IRC.
Skiddie: "i kan make voidz in java, so fk u"
T4_ is now back!
Skiddie: OMG NO!@!@!@12121one112eleventyone
SmartGuy: Lol, ownd.
T4_ eats the skiddie.