To juggle balls is like
to kiss ass
, brown nose
, or suck up
but is more intense and elaborate because of the many styles and techniques.Ball juggling
is common from students to teachers or empoyees to employers. This term
nearly always applies to males, and commonly English teachers.Ball juggling
is more dangerous than ass kissing
the target must be satisfied or they will be left with blue balls
which will infuriate them.Examples
The 'over-friendly juggle' makes
feel warm and welcome. A greeting such
as "hey bro" or a remark such
as "good job man". This style makes
more susceptible to other forms of ball juggling.
The 'side kick juggle' is where one assists the teacher
The 'expression juggle' where while the teacher
speaks the juggler gazes into their eyes and nods their head, reacting with different facial expressions
to the story and gestures.
The 'thief juggle' where one snatches the ball in mid-air
and juggles it themselves.
The "sparknotes juggle" is where one uses another
source of information to impress the teacher
The 'complementary juggle' is a subtle technique, a firm "good job sir", or "what insight" is the basis of this form.
More examples of ball juggling
The 'positive comments juggle', a quick "nice tie today sir", followed by "I can't wait
to start" is a fool-proof
way to achieve ejaculation during jugglage later on.
The 'enthusiasm juggle' when one says something mundane, boring, and work-related with
passion the teacher ejaculates forcefully.
The 'solo juggle', where
hogs the balls
and refuses to share.
The 'passing juggle', where
continues the juggle of another person
The 'hot potato' is where
one only holds the ball
for a short time, just saying a word or two at a time, quickly passing.
The 'backstage juggle' is out of the classroom or formal area.
The 'intimate juggle' is not necessarily sexual, but is one-on-one in private. This
is one of the most intense and effective forms of juggling
The 'public display of juggling
' is where
one juggles infront of an audience.
The 'thesaurus juggle' is where
on uses overly complicated words to add extra potency to the juggling
The 'apologetic juggle' is where
one juggles the balls with
sincerity and kindness, a comment such as "Oh my god, I'm so sorry sir", is typical of this
The 'tribute juggle' where
one gifts coffee, or another form of tribute as a sign of worship.