My first abortion tickled
When you hit 88
while on an airplane.
Muff: Bro, what time does your plane leave for Key West?
Anthony: After I leave the airport bar.
Muff: Are you going to be drunk?
Anthony: Yea bro, I'm teleporting to the keys.
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