Willingly subjecting yourself to multiple simultaneous streams of social media ejaculate.
Brendan: "Hey Patrick, want to go out tonight and grab a beer?"
Patrick: "Nah, I'm going to stay in tonight and bathe in the pale glow of several LCD screens at one time."
Brendan: "It looks like you're getting quite the information bukkake."
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