A bootioisseur is a connoisseur of the booty.
Specifically, one who specializes in spanking those cheeks and making them rosy.
He was a genuine bootioisseur. He spanked my cheeks and made them rosy.
A 'Bloke Job' is blow job administered by an Englishman. If he's just finished eating his fish and chips with malt vinegar and mushy peas … all the better.
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