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The big American penis donated when alive, to the penis museum. Amazing that a human penis this big was actually given up while living, just to be preserved and put on display in a museum.

While there are probably a lot of huge penises, there aren't many that end up in a museum for public inspection.
There's only one Elmo, The Penis. I've seen him in the museum, and that's where he belongs!
by Museum Visitor October 24, 2009

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