Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they
to express anything other than a vague sense
of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware
of what this emotion constitutes. Liable
to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.
Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your
office who's permanently happy.
Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with
'numbness'. Happiness is a state which
can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".