2 definitions by Murphy TIts

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The name for a sadistic sexual act where intercourse is had through the anal sphincter of a female or male. During the process of intercourse, the head of the taker is shoved into a meat grinder by the giver. The gruesome process is therefore appropriately deemed sloppy joe. This process is most commonly called by a miller. Keep down your lunch, kids.
1. The repititous act of smashing through walls left the KoolAid man not only mentally disabled, but unable to stand loud noises. And so, a loud moan becomes the key ingredient for a sloppy joe... with the help of the meat grinder.
by Murphy TIts January 30, 2008

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The abbreviation for "mooses and Masturation" - the cult responsible for the kidnapping of Elian Gonzalez.
They bought out M&M and printed their abbreviation on small chocolate candies shortly after the kidnapping to divert your thoughts from it.
1. KID: Let's go buy some M & M's daddy!
DAD:They may taste good, but I'll never forget what those bastards did to that poor cuban boy... those bastards.... Here's a dollar. Get me a pack, too.
KID: Thanks daddy.
by Murphy TIts January 30, 2008

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