3 definitions by Murder Mike

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When an openly gay or lesbian person gets so sick of attention-whoring homosexuals that they decide to become straight.
Gay person: "As much as I support equality for homosexuals, I'm so sick of gay people asking for more than they deserve. I'm going into the closet."
by Murder Mike December 12, 2010

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A conglomeration of the phrase "word is bond" and the word "god", used by only the most hood of gangstas, commonly used as a form of acknowledgment.
Rayquan: Yo dawg, you seen that new Harry Potter movie? That shit got them wizards in it, knawmnean?
Shaqueese: Wor'bon, gah, I seen that with my girl Tamika the other day.
by Murder Mike November 20, 2010

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The gas expelled by a fart into an area so repulsive smelling that the fart ironically makes the place smell more pleasant. Typically used as a deodorizer in bathrooms after someone takes a particularly nasty dump.
Shit, this bathroom stinks. I'm about to bust open the fart-freshener up in this bitch!
by Murder Mike April 16, 2011

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