2 definitions by Munkstress

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1) A person that is so stupid that you swear they have their head so far up their ass they cant see daylight

2) Someone ignorant to just about everything but Star Wars and WW2 model airplanes
1) "Man, I have tried to explain how to turn the VCR on to Mark for like ten damn minutes. What a freekin dork ass"

2) "Hey Dork Ass, may the force be with you. So why dont you quit fuckin around with that damn model airplane and get me a soda....BIOTCH!"
by Munkstress July 12, 2005

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Someone that is such a retard in every single way, that simply calling them a tard doesnt do them justice
Hey stupid?!? Can you comprehend a damn thing??? You are tardtactular man, seriously...."
by Munkstress July 31, 2005

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