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1 definition by Muffin_UK

A wank holiday is when, on a bank holiday (such as May Day), you stay at home all day and masturbate, preferably without leaving the house all day.
"What did you get up to on friday?"

"Ahh it was a wank holiday so i stayed at home and knocked 7 out"
by Muffin_UK April 03, 2009