An anonymous moose.
You don't know it's name, it's identity, or it's hangout.
But it will find you.
And it will moose you to death.
Jim: "Hey. What's the name of that moose?"
Joe: "I don't know. It's an anonymoose."
Jim: "Is it dangerous?"
Joe: "More dangerous than anything you've ever seen. It'll moose you to death."
Jim: "Moose me? What's that m- AAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH! IT'S MOOSING ME! OH GOD! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFFFFFF!"
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