2 definitions by Mucus Van Merkin

Top Definition
1. Expensive and inoperative, though claiming to be otherwise.

2. Fucked, broken.

3. Inadequacy masked by incompetence.
Don't buy that, maye mate's got one and it's Telstra.
by Mucus Van Merkin May 11, 2004
A small but exceedingly smelly shit which somehow manages to get smeared liberally down the side of the bowl, on the toilet seat, on the floor and out into the hallway.

telstra
We lost our bond because someone dropped a Switkowski and we had to burn the house down.
by Mucus Van Merkin May 11, 2004

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