The best day of each college quarter/semester when the professor filibusters the class with the contents of the Syllabus, attempting to scare students with threats of; "no late work accepted" and "academic integrity." Students take this opportunity to scout the class for any prospective underclassmen.
Guy 1: Is this Syllabus ever going to end
Guy 2: He is Syllabustering us because you know he didn't have anything prepared for the first day
Guy 1: True... Check out the warlocks on that Freshman to your left