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K-Y Jelly is a water-based, water-soluble personal lubricant produced by Johnson & Johnson. The initials "K-Y" are not known to represent any words — they were described by their originator as "arbitrary letters" — but are retained for their brand-identity. K-Y Jelly uses glycerin and hydroxyethyl cellulose as the lubricant. K-Y Jelly does not contain a spermicide.
My girlfriend has to quit having sex after about 15 minutes because her vagina starts to dry up, and it hurts her. So I used some KY Jelly to add moisture.
#water-based #water-soluble #personal lubricant #ky #glycerin #hydroxyethyl cellulose #lubricant #dry vagina #sex #intercourse #fucking #masterbation.
by MsCtrl October 16, 2008
K-Y Jelly is a water-based, water-soluble personal lubricant produced by Johnson & Johnson. The initials "K-Y" are not known to represent any words — they were described by their originator as "arbitrary letters" — but are retained for their brand-identity. K-Y Jelly uses glycerin and hydroxyethyl cellulose as the lubricant. K-Y Jelly does not contain a spermicide.
My girlfriend has to quit having sex after about 15 minutes because her vagina starts to dry up, and it hurts her. So I used some K-Y Jelly to add moisture.
#ky jelly #ky #lubricant #sexual lubricant #masterbation
by MsCtrl January 24, 2009
1. To have sexual intercourse.
2. To be take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize.
3. To make a mistake; bungle something.
I paid too much, I'm getting fucked on this deal. (victimized)
I'm going out tonight, I hope to be getting fucked later. (sexual)
#getting fucked #fucked #screwed over #screwed #victimized
by MsCtrl January 24, 2009
Money, food, or other donations given to the poor or needy; anything given as charity.
The hands of the beggars were outstretched for alms.
#alms #charity #donations #poor #needy
by MsCtrl February 19, 2009
A computer program that uses brain waves to simulate the sensations of various drugs. It's not intended to feel like the actual drug but to stimulate the brain to release the natural chemicals that make you feel good (like dopamine). Best if used with headphones, just relax and close your eyes. It is intended to suggest to your mind to release the chemicals that make you feel good. But you have to be willing to let it do that. At most, it can only do to you, what you expect it to do.
I listened to i-dozer and I feel more relaxed now.
#i-dozer #drugs #natural high #dopamine #cocaine
by MsCtrl January 24, 2009
–noun (used with a singular or plural verb)
Money, food, or other donations given to the poor or needy; anything given as charity: The hands of the beggars were outstretched for alms.
-pl.n. Money or goods given as charity to the poor.
- Not found in the Old Testament, but repeatedly in the New.
A devout man . . . which gave much alms to the people.
#alms #benefaction #charity #contribution #dole #donation #gift #handout #offering #pittance #relief
by MsCtrl January 24, 2009
From the move Merlin: Dragonlord is a term given to a warlock who possess a very rare ability - they are able to talk to, tame and kill dragons, along with being able to control Wyvern, the animal-like distant cousins of dragons. According to the Old Religion, dragonlords are brothers to dragons through a connection of the soul. The powers of a dragonlord are passed on from father to son when the father dies, but dragonlords only know if they have truly inherited the power when they face their first dragon.
"You are the last dragonlord now. You alone carry the ancient gift. Deep within yourself you must find the voice that you and Kilgharrah both share. For your soul and his are brothers. When you speak to him as kin, he must obey your will."
―Balinor's voice speaking to Merlinsrc
#dragonlord #dragon lord #merlin #warlock #king arthur
by MsCtrl May 22, 2011
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